ASSHOLE, EXTRAORDINAIRE!

Memoirs ala Nick

Promise yourself to be strong, that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. Live in the faith that the whole world is on your side as long as you are true to the best that is in you.

A High School Teacher's List of 100 Wisest Words

psych-facts:

1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home…

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

i love this

RED VS BLUE

(Source: pine-cypress, via jumpin-jackflash)

You always, say, “Be true to yourself.”, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to!

—Syndrome - The Incredibles (via psych-facts)

Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount

—Haruki Murakami  (via psych-facts)

The part of the brain responsible for love and lust are not the same. When you’re in love, the part associated with empathy and care is lighted up while when you’re in lust, the part associated with reward and motivation is lighted up. Therefore, love and lust are obviously not the same thing!

—(via psych2go)